My Sunflower BLOOMED!

Yesterday I was over at my mom's house and she informed me that one of the baby sunflower plants I gave her had bloomed. I was so excited! I ran to the spot in the yard where she planted them next to the garden dragon.... Woo hoo!!!

If you didn't catch my past posts on the gradual (or shall I say rapid!) growth of my sunflower plants from seeds to sprouts and now to bloom, check out this post , this post and this post.

Acidanthera a.k.a. "Peacock Orchid" & Sunflower Update

"Hen and Chick" Succulents in a ceramic Mediterranean blue planter

Back on that day when I visited my grandmother last week, I also took a trip to Big Lots with her and was surprised to see some of the very same bulbs that I found at the dollar store! Except, these bulbs had a slightly different pamphlet design and cost $3.00! HA! Anyway, I didn't buy them of course, but I rifled through the box like a nature crazed weirdo reading all of the flower names and admiring the pictures! Hehehehe... Well, it's a good thing I did because I found my Acidanthera bulbs, however they weren't called Acidanthera they were called Peacock Orchids! Whoa! I suppose that's their nickname because after a quick Google image search on Peacock Orchid oodles of matches turned up! I really like that nickname because I think Peacocks are oh so beautiful!

I'm starting to think perhaps I jumped the gun with the bulbs, I should have planted more than four (as suggested on the card - mass planting for more visual appeal and fullness) and in a deeper pot ... Oh well, we will see how they look when they bloom, this is my first experiment with bulbs, I'm learning as I go....

So yes, here are some update photos for those Acidanthera Peacock Orchids, the "jumbo" Sunflowers (in the making) that I've grown from seeds and a few other members of the nature gang on my balcony, HA! :)

They're gettin' all fuzzy!!....

Little babies!!!... I love it... succulent babies poppin' out on top.......

and from underneath!....

The array of succulents I planted together int his big ceramic planter are really starting to regain their succulence (hehehe..) and color... they're thriving, yay!....

This is just a quick snapshot of all my little indoor cacti, it's a collection as you can see. Also in there is one hen and chick leaf that I've propagated into a new plant...

That pretty little pink flower will probably open up while I'm away in Europe.... I hope Ivan notices and takes a picture for me!! ;)

Update: Acidanthera Bulbs and Sunflower Sprouts

Well, as of this morning this is what the sprouts look like for my jumbo Sunflower seeds and my Acidanthera flower bulbs..... Can't wait for the bloom!!!

My Sunflowers Sprouted!!!!!!!

I am so amazed by how fast these sunflower seeds have sprouted, perhaps because the last time I planted a seed (other than the bulbs from my post yesterday) was in elementary school! Suffice it to say the feeling one gets from a sprouting seed at such a young age is nowhere near as meaningful and satisfying as it is now, as an adult. My mom gave me a packet of jumbo sunflower seeds on Easter and I finally planted two last week... I am rather impatient when it comes to waiting for things to grow and show signs of progress, fortunately I have lots of other things (and plants) to occupy my time with. Well, my patience has been rewarded quite soon...

As if I had sensed that yesterday was going to be a wild rainy day, I had gone out onto my balcony before work to move plants under chairs and off tables... and it's a good thing! As I mentioned in my post yesterday, the weather here in Miami was tornado like! Thank goodness I brought plants in and off tables because when I got home my balcony was a mess, yes, after all of that work over the weekend sweeping and rearranging! Plants were knocked over, wet dirt scattered everywhere... ugh. Anyway, as I stomped around picking stuff up and cursing I stopped dead in my tracks as I bent over to empty the water dishes of the pots with my sunflower seeds.... In the morning they were pots of dirt with a seed buried somewhere inside and by the afternoon, after tons of rain and the magic of nature, voila.............

This one is still hangin' on to the seed shell, too cute....

Don't Wanna Get Political (Pt. 1): Babies

Before You Were Born - Toad the Wet Sprocket (mp3)
Sunflowers - Everclear (mp3)

Yesterday at work, I was in one of the more heavily trafficked areas of my building getting hot water for tea, when a rarely-crossed co-worker said howdy and started a conversation on scooters. This man -- we'll call him Oliver -- isn't exactly someone you'd predict was fascinated by scooters, both because of his age and general build. But the conversation was polite and pleasant enough.

The few minutes of scooter banter drifted inevitably into talk of gas prices, about which he eventually said, "I don't want to get all political, but..."

Just as the phrase "I'm not a racist, but..." guarantees that someone is about to make a racist statement, the phrase "I don't want to get all political, but..." means that the person knows you might not agree with his political opinions or leanings, so he wants you to think he's not about to say something intended to step on your toes when, in fact, he's about to say something that is utterly and completely intended to step on your fucking toes.

So he says, "I don't want to get all political, but... blah blah blah Democrats are ultimately to blame for high gas prices." Something about their refusal to regulate the oil futures market and keeping us from drilling for our country's precious bodily fluids. Geez, dunno why you added that caveat. That opinion's not remotely political.

Likewise, I don't wanna get all political, but... rabid Pro-Lifers always seem to drive me a little nuts. They're rearing their activist heads here in Chattanooga. Although I don't despise their cause, necessarily, I do loathe their particular brand of hypocrisy. But enough about them. I want to share a story from my past...

In college, I was a member of a group called Save Our Sunflowers. We fought for the rights of sunflower seeds to become what they were intended by God to become: fuckin' SUNFLOWERS, that's what! Unfortunately, thanks largely to baseball players and rednecks, an outrageous majority of these seeds are roasted, salted and eaten. Most of the 31 billion tons produced worldwide go into stomachs rather than the ground.

These precious seeds are never given the chance to cuddle up under some fertile soil or feel the moisture of rain as it seeps into the ground around them. They never get the opportunity to push their little stem out of the ground, to grow and blossom into a kickass sunflower.

So our group formed to make a change. We lobbied the school's student government and picketed outside the snack rooms and finally convinced a lot of folks to boycott sunflower seeds. To celebrate our small victory, SOS took 2,000 seeds out to this plot of land the school had set aside for a new parking lot, and we planted those wonderful little nuggets of God's creation.

When we came back three months later to see how these seeds were faring, it seems most of them never made it. Only a hundred or so ever even made it out of the ground, and all of those died shortly after. Many of us were frustrated.

We fought our asses off and risked our pride so these seeds could be placed where God intended, but apparently these seeds didn't want to live. Not badly enough to, y'know, fight for it. Not badly enough to succeed. We gave them a chance, but once we put those seeds in the ground, we have no responsibility to them whatsoever. It shouldn't be our responsibility to make sure they get sufficient water, or to see if the soil in which we planted them was remotely fertile. Besides, once they're in the ground, we don't really care about them anymore. That's someone else's problem. Those last two sentences are practically in SOS's mission statement.

And if you go asking me for money to help treat the soil they're in or to purchase some sun lamps or water for them, I'll tell you to kiss my red butt, 'cuz the government already takes enough of my cash. Our only goal was to give them a chance at life, and we did that. What they did with that chance is their problem, not ours. And, frankly, it seems they mostly just fucked it up.

Sucks for them, I say.

"Before You Were Born" is from Toad's third album, Fear, and is the single greatest song about abortion ever recorded. If that's what it's really about. "Sunflowers" is from Everclear's second album, So Much for the Afterglow. Both albums are available on iTunes or at Amazon.com's mp3 site.